As a mouth-breathing trust fund son of a techfluencer, I believe in two things: my inherent genetic superiority and right to exist as the god-rulers of humanity, and my new startup: ShirtTube.
Here at ShirtTube, we will allow equally saucebrained nepo-manchildren to rent the most epic designer graphic tees possible with just the push of a button. I am truly excited to demonstrate just how pitifully out of touch I am with reality by actually, unironically, suggesting that you pay people come to your home and install pneumatic tubes that dispense rentable shirts.
I have spent the entirety of my life with the ability to simply buy my way out of every single negative consequence for my actions, and ShirtTube is no exception!
In fact, I will experience only a single consequence in the course of the charnel march that is my life; after yet another of my knuckle-dragging stillbirths of a startup fails, I will take a trip to the beautiful nation of Brazil. In an expensive, drug-induced stupor, I will wander naked into the unfathomable embrace of the Amazon rainforest, and my body will never be found.
knight/lord ships are like. what if i would die for you. what if i wanted you to live for me. what if i wanted to touch you but could only be satisfied with being near you. what if i could touch you but only through the safety of our gloves. what if i couldn’t stop thinking about you right next to me. what if i bloodied my hands for you and never looked back at the wreckage. what then
what if i wasn’t allowed to love you. what if i loved you anyway. what if you knew and i knew but we wouldn’t dare to take that step. what if we made meaningful eye contact as i knelt at your feet and devoted my whole being to you. what if i whispered your name for only you to hear
“my lord” is actually something that can be so personal
what if i said “my lord” but i actually meant “my love”
We toss out over 80 pounds of textiles each year. These textiles are often made of plastic materials (polyester, nylon), made in unethical conditions, dyed with harsh dyes that often get put into the rivers, etc. Even a single cotton shirt releases carbon emissions and uses tons of water.
So the best thing to prevent the unsustainable growth of the fashion industry is to make sure that your clothing lasts as long as possible. To do so, mending clothing is a must. So here are some resources to help you learn how to do various things, such as sewing a button, to tailoring clothes, or even upcycling old clothing into new styles.
These are just a few of the things that you can do in order to make sure that your clothing lasts for a long time. Nobody wants to keep buying new clothing, as it is expensive and wasteful.
So making alterations to your clothing, or fixing small holes hen you see them can be hugely beneficial to your wallet, to garment workers, and to the environment in the long term.
im always like hehe im so smart i will avoid shame by never doing anything ever but then i feel ashamed of not living and it turns out i didn’t escape any sort of discomfort i just traded it in for a less rewarding kind
the 2024 met gala theme will be ovid’s metamorphosis to respect the importance of greek classicalism in fashion aesthetic principles of construction. lil nas x will be dressed as actaeon’s hounds, a metaphor for the punishment of black men’s existence being seen as predatory. kylie jenner will wear a crimped taffeta toga. florence welch will be in dior as medusa, veiled and weeping. she is a statement about the destruction of intent and story in the face of achronistic politics: medusa can’t be a monster if she’s a woman, medusa can’t be a woman if she’s a monster. drake wears a tailored black suit with a black tie and white shirt. seventeen different women dress as botticelli’s venus in some form and rip each other to shreds in rage and divine madness, watched over by dionysus, who is dressed as jack black
I saw some James Webb Telescope scientists give a talk and one of them said this was her favorite image because she had waited and worked 25 years to see this.
